The Missing Sixth Sense

還記得七年前的老片, The Sixth Sense? 裡面有一句話, 只需要改一個字, 就簡直是替, 嗯, you-know-who 量身訂做的.

“I see dead people, walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they are dead.”

當然 you-know-who is not Dead; she is just Dumb, and I just have to see her do dumb things and say dumb words everyday and savor this quote.

就拿今天一早來說唄. 我在安靜的做我自己的事. you-know-who 就要在我旁邊轉阿轉的, 叨叨唸唸些有的沒的. 我被她煩的受不了, 於是就有了以下的對話:

“妳不要一直繞著我轉來轉去, 像個蒼蠅一樣好不好?
“如果我是蒼蠅, 那你就是大便喽?”
­­­­- 想著她又贏了, 一路唸著大便大便, 興高采烈得(終於)出門了.

是啊, 小姐, 也不想想是誰先變成個蒼蠅? 以致於每個和你在一起的人, 都只有變成大便的份了. 所以我們都迫不及待的想跟你在一起, 好可以當個大便! 也不想想自己已經被扔了幾次了. 嗯, 也不太多次, 只不過是每一次罷了.